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March 4th, 2005

12:03 pm
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Current Mood: busy
Current Music: Inuyasha - V6 - Change The World

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February 25th, 2005

08:19 am - Bush+Cheney OTP.

Current Mood: chipper<3

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January 6th, 2005

08:04 pm - Hello! I've got some Cheney/Bush Slash!

I was looking far and wide for a community for Bush/Cheney slash fans!!!! w00000t!

I have some artwork to share!!!

Check it out here! Cheney/Bush SLASH!!!Collapse )

The rest of my political (slash) artwork can be found here: http://www.kaenhoushaki.com/Political.html
Current Mood: amusedamused

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November 6th, 2004

03:37 pm
George W. Bush is visits a primary school and is sitting in one of the
classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the discussion
of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example
of a tragedy.

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm,
is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead,
that would be a tragedy." "No," says President Bush, "that would be an

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid
not," explains the exalted leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.

President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet
voice he says: "If Air Force One carrying you was struck by a missile and blown
to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaims President Bush, "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't
be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."


An American is visiting Calgary on some business a few months before the 2004 presidential election. A little hungry and sick of the hotel, he strolls his way down to a local pub and sits down at the bar for a little beer and grub.

He is surprised to find that on every TV above the bar is coverage of the upcoming election! He had no idea that Canadians were so interested in American politics. He doesn't think much more of it and orders his food.

While he is waiting, the gentleman on the stool beside him is watching the news and starts to mutter under his breath "That George Bush sure is a horse's ass!"

Just then the man beside the stranger ups and SMACKS him one across the head for saying what he did.

The American was quite surprised, he didn't know Canadians were so openly violent.

The assaulted man just rubbed it off and kept drinking his beer, with no apology from the other man.

A few minutes passed and more news was watched by the three men. Again, the man in the beside the American couldn't contain himself and repeated "That George Bush sure is a horse's ass!"

That time, the man beside him stood right up and threw the man on the floor!

The acosted stranger got up, dusted himself off and said "Sorry friend, I didn't know this was Bush country"

The aggressive stranger turned and said "It's not, this is Alberta, and its horse country!"
Current Mood: amusedamused

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August 29th, 2004

05:50 pm

Not sure how allowable this is here, but it feels sort of on topic. In any case, feel free to steal my logo -- just don't sell anything based on it!

I Just opened a CafePress store selling all sorts of fun Voldemort/Malfoy '04 campaign merchandise. Great parody of the official Bush logo, if I must say so myself. T-shirts, stickers, buttons, even a death eater lunch box.

Current Music: Lush - Single Girl

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August 16th, 2004

09:13 am
lmao i almost died hope you guys like....

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09:37 am - Hey, Unka Dick...can i drive next time?

X-posted in bush_sucks

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July 19th, 2004

02:13 pm
Ever wonder what the child of Bush and Dick would look like?

It's a boy!Collapse )
Current Mood: shockedshocked

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July 17th, 2004

04:23 pm
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"They're all sayin' that John Edwards is such a good talker. They say he's gonna whup Cheney in the debates. But I say, "He can't lick my Dick!"

Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: I Know What You've Been Doing By the Way You Smell

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09:32 am
Even great couples like Bush and Dick have their little disputes.

"I'm this big, so you're the bitch."

"We'll see about that, bitch."
Current Mood: curiouscurious

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